Jokes and Iroies from the Internet

NEW WEB SITE

Phillip Holt — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:16:00 GMT

SORRY.

This web site has moved to :- CLICK

SORRY again, I have removed all comment facilities or feedbacks as my penis works well and I do not need drugs for making love, I am getting too old to want sex every day and I am satisfied with what I have got, I do not need any money so stop offering me loans, I am happy with my ringtones on my mobile phone, my dress sense is liked by others and I am happy in my own shoes thank you, I have my own solar-powered lights but anyway in London I live in an apartment with no-where to place the panels.

Get a real job that helps people not abuses them.

There is a saying what you give out you will get back 10 fold.

Please send me your internet/email jokes, sayings

Phillip Holt — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Please send me your internet/email jokes, sayings, pictures, whatever so that we can all share.

Send to :- jokes@c4more.com

Thank you.

Phillip Holt
www.nlpnow.com

The Working Week?

Phillip Holt — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:02:00 GMT

MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SAT & SUN

Wrong email address

Phillip Holt — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:01:00 GMT

This one is priceless.. Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.

There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me.

They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Orangutan are so funny

Phillip Holt — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:00:00 GMT

Pee Pee Time

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:14:00 GMT

Baby Civil Servant

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:12:00 GMT

Baby Nurse

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:11:00 GMT

Baby Ballerina

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:07:00 GMT

Typical Blonde

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:03:00 GMT

Fridge Magnet

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:58:00 GMT

Timotei Advert

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:56:00 GMT

Best T-Shirt Design

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:54:00 GMT

The Best GOOGLE advert

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:50:00 GMT

Desperate for a ticket

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:47:00 GMT

Not my job

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:45:00 GMT

Stay off the course . . . Or else!

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:42:00 GMT

A fortune to remember.

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:38:00 GMT

Words of Wisdom.

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:35:00 GMT

Diversionary tactic.

Phillip Holt — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:33:00 GMT