Jokes and Iroies from the Internet 2010-07-29T19:41:09Z http://blog.c4more.com/atom.aspx Quick Blogcast NEW WEB SITE tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-04:393ec851-7d66-4565-9f5e-983d859a1e0f Phillip Holt 2008-06-04T09:16:00Z 2008-06-04T09:16:00Z SORRY.<BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This web site has moved to :-<BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<A href="http://www/ohpoopoo.com"><STRONG>http://www/ohpoopoo.com</STRONG></A><BR><BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<STRONG><A href="http://blog.ohpoopoo.com/"><STRONG>CLICK</STRONG></A></STRONG> Please send me your internet/email jokes, sayings tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-04:d7d5d206-8909-4aaf-bc94-8148cc61d939 Phillip Holt 2008-06-04T01:48:00Z 2008-06-04T01:48:00Z Please send me your internet/email jokes, sayings, pictures, whatever so that&nbsp;we can all share. <BR><BR>Send to&nbsp; :- <A href="mailto:jokes@c4more.com">jokes@c4more.com</A><BR><BR>Thank you.<BR><BR>Phillip Holt<BR><A href="http://www.nlpnow.com/">www.nlpnow.com</A> The Working Week? tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-04:7555573f-a5ca-4000-afb4-da58732743b7 Phillip Holt 2008-06-04T01:02:00Z 2008-06-04T01:02:00Z <STRONG><FONT size=4>MONDAY&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT></STRONG> <IMG alt="Monday's Child" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Baby_Monday.jpg" width=436 align=middle border=0><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4>TUESDAY&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT></STRONG><IMG alt="Tueday's Child" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Baby_Tuesday.jpg" width=436 align=middle border=0><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4>WEDNESDAY&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT></STRONG><IMG alt="Wednesday's Child" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Baby_Wednesday.jpg" width=436 align=middle border=0><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4>THURSDAY&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></STRONG><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Baby_Thursday.jpg" width=436 align=middle border=0 Child?><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4>FRIDAY&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></STRONG><IMG alt="Friday's Child" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Baby_Friday.jpg" width=436 align=middle border=0><BR><STRONG><FONT size=4>SAT &amp; SUN</FONT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </STRONG><IMG alt="A Weekends Child" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Baby_Sat_Sun.jpg" width=436 align=middle border=0> Wrong email address tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-04:dad75b95-87fa-4628-89cd-3d2b94cc4e43 Phillip Holt 2008-06-04T01:01:00Z 2008-06-04T01:01:00Z <P dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>This one is &nbsp;priceless.. Wrong email address. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!!<BR><BR>A <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Minneapolis</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> couple decided to go to </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Florida</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.<BR><BR>They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.<BR><BR>Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.<BR><BR>So, the husband left </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Minnesota</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> and flew to </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Florida</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. &nbsp;The husband checked into the hotel.<BR><BR>There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an email to his wife.<BR><BR>However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. &nbsp;Meanwhile, somewhere in </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Houston</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.<BR><BR>He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.<BR><BR>The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.<BR><BR>After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.<BR><BR>The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:<BR><BR><FONT face="Courier New">To: My Loving Wife<BR>Subject: I've Arrived<BR>Date: </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><FONT face="Courier New">October 16, &nbsp;2007</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR><FONT face="Courier New">I know you're &nbsp;surprised to hear from me.<BR><BR>They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.<BR><BR>I've just arrived and have been checked in.<BR><BR>I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.<BR><BR>Looking forward &nbsp;to seeing you then!!!!<BR><BR>Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.<BR><BR>P.S. &nbsp;Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!</FONT></P></SPAN> Orangutan are so funny tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-04:72ec549d-3bab-4c8c-9046-7515f551b0da Phillip Holt 2008-06-04T01:00:00Z 2008-06-04T01:00:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<EMBED src=http://www.youtube.com/v/vqTpOYOH-CA width=425 height=350 type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </EMBED> Pee Pee Time tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:0a398204-b44b-4f96-8d57-5f1dc6af6d9d Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T10:14:00Z 2008-06-03T10:14:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<IMG alt="Puppy having a pee pee on a computer" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/dog_pee_pee.jpg" width=480 border=0> Baby Civil Servant tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:af6ca73f-491c-46d7-b6ea-e8d51ee4b14c Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T10:12:00Z 2008-06-03T10:12:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/baby_3.jpg" width=360 border=0 alt="Baby Civil Servant"> Baby Nurse tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:ef2e1563-40a2-46d3-9d1c-443cdd4227de Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T10:11:00Z 2008-06-03T10:11:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/baby_2.jpg" width=360 border=0 alt="Baby Nurse"> Baby Ballerina tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:d3e8fe88-c236-4783-a557-f2f735df5f63 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T10:07:00Z 2008-06-03T10:07:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/baby_1.jpg" width=360 border=0 alt="Ballerina Baby"> Typical Blonde tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:eddf270d-4fdc-48cd-8b18-0c7c8dec4ca7 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T10:03:00Z 2008-06-03T10:03:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/blonde_woman.jpg" width=500 border=0 alt="Typical blonde woman"> Fridge Magnet tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:229d7590-df21-433a-afeb-255b1d3952a6 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:58:00Z 2008-06-03T09:58:00Z <strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Monalisa.jpg" width=400 border=0 alt="Monalisa"></strong> Timotei Advert tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:671e6280-0c8f-4e7b-bfc6-e9d7f14e94a3 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:56:00Z 2008-06-03T09:56:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/timotei.jpg" width=435 border=0> Best T-Shirt Design tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:dd5df1f1-b854-49ca-9189-eb6cfc6eb0eb Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:54:00Z 2008-06-03T09:54:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/tshirt.jpg" width=350 border=0 alt="Love Hate T-Shirt"> The Best GOOGLE advert tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:168677a2-33e3-4818-bf1a-4da466dcf590 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:50:00Z 2008-06-03T09:50:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/google.jpg" width=500 border=0 alt="Google advertisement"> Desperate for a ticket tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:10aa58ea-b4dd-4218-8885-75d5041979d4 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:47:00Z 2008-06-03T09:47:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<IMG alt="Desperate for a ticket, but what is his sister like?" src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Desperate.jpg" width=450 border=0> Not my job tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:bdf1a642-fbd5-457a-8902-9cee07917c9b Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:45:00Z 2008-06-03T09:45:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/not_my_job.jpg" width=335 border=0> Stay off the course . . . Or else! tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:33e62448-5a8c-4ce7-aef3-de595bb5481d Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:42:00Z 2008-06-03T09:42:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/stay_off_the_course.jpg" width=432 border=0 alt="Golf balls"> A fortune to remember. tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:04f79a4f-dade-4a07-9ce2-ee8d9bbbe0ad Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:38:00Z 2008-06-03T09:38:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Was_not_Chicken.jpg" width=375 border=0 alt="That was not chicken"> Words of Wisdom. tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:eec474d2-c05e-4446-9ea4-e0ec43b44151 Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:35:00Z 2008-06-03T09:35:00Z &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Words_of_wisdom.jpg" width=268 border=0> Diversionary tactic. tag:blog.c4more.com,2008-06-03:01b71aae-ad9d-43d1-9a31-dbc2e189372d Phillip Holt 2008-06-03T09:33:00Z 2008-06-03T09:33:00Z <BR><IMG src="http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/9/5/6/2/135490-126593/Plane.jpg" width=700 border=0>